Dr. Greene is served divorce papers. A large group of neglected children are brought in to the ER, and when Shepard makes an off color remark, Dr. Benton takes notice.
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
A newspaper reporter is trying to dig up dirt on Brandon and no topic is too sacred... even his sex life. Fearing exposure, he and Lucinda concoct a "fool-proof" plan to throw the reporter off their scent.