Angelo Pagan

Doug learns that Carrie is turned on if he imitates the accent of Rico, the hot new guy from work, while Arthur decides to chronicle his own life story. (TV-PG)

Doug and Deacon's planned office excursion is doubly disappointing when no one shows up except their irritating boss, and Kelly leaves Deacon moments before they're supposed to leave. (TV-PG)

Doug's plan temporarily works until Carrie decides she and Doug need to start exercising more. Meanwhile, when Arthur realizes he wasn't around that much during Carrie's childhood, he attempts to superimpose himself into some of her baby pictures.

Carrie's infuriated when Doug sleep-talks about women while anesthetized, so she comes up with a proscribed list of women for Doug's daydreams.

Fearing the wrath of Carrie, Doug tries to get a woman, who mistakenly thinks he's the same Doug Heffernan she just spent a romantic weekend with, to stop calling their house. However, Doug gets even more upset when he discovers Carrie isn't jealous after she overhears one of the messages.