Al Stellone

Lionel wants to keep some "once-in-a-lifetime" news from George and Louise, but when they accidentally find out, they respond with more anger than joy. Florence spills Lionel and Jenny's secret at a funeral for Mr. Bentley's bird, but it's Louise who wishes...

Archie's moonlighting, driving cabs for Bert Munson, puts him in harms way when a young man pulls a gun on him and demands his wallet. Down at the police station, Archie is eager to identify the suspect, that is until an influential politician attempts to dissuade Archie by bribing him from pressing charges against the perpetrator.

Bob breaks his own long-standing rule when he agrees to counsel a friend of Emily's who's having martial problems.

The Tickler passes off counterfeit bills in an attempt to lure the Monster Squad into a trap.