Al Lanti

Oliver's happy to let a paint company put a fresh coat on the house as an advertising stunt. But to everyone's suprise the wood is so porous it sucks up the paint as quickly as it's applied. In the kitchen Lisa is taking three weeks to practice cooking spaghetti and meatballs for Oliver's birthday.

Haney's latest attempt to cheat Oliver could land him in jail if he doesn't repay his $200 by six o'clock. He uses Oliver's irritation over Colby's renegade cow the Douglases' cow Eleanor and a misplaced phony bovine to his advantage selling and reselling all three cattle to make money. Along the way Lisa and Eb become convinced that Oliver is a cold blooded cow shooster .