Chastity Bites

In the early 1600s, Countess Elizabeth Bathory slaughtered more than 600 young women, believing if she bathed in the blood of virgins that she would stay young and beautiful forever. Still alive today, she finds that conservative America is the perfect hunting ground for her brand of "Botox, " and she's set up shop as an abstinence educator in the southwestern town of San Griento. The young ladies who've joined her Virginity Action Group are poised to be her next victims -- but Leah, a feminist blogger and ambitious reporter for the school paper, is convinced Bathory's intentions are pure evil. With everyone dismissing Leah's theories as paranoid or crazy, will she be able to stop Bathory's bloody sacrifice in time to save her best friend AND the virgins of America before it's too late?