5th of July

While Orlando Leal (Jaleel White) is spreading his father's ashes at a mountain lake on the 4th of July, he utters a curse. From that moment onward, he gets robbed by a hillbilly and a black cowboy, psychedelically drugged by some neo-hippies, pepper sprayed and tazed by a cowgirl and almost enslaved by a Chinese overlord on a chili farm. In desperation, Orlando steals the overlord's motorcycle to drive home only to find that the hillbilly and cowboy have robbed his house clean. He collapses in despair, but now the police are after him and if he doesn't get to the airport by 11:59 on the 5th of July to pick up his new girlfriend, Karen, he's going to lose her too. Can Orlando pick himself up, be a man and reverse his father's curse in time?