New Mexico

S1 E1: An adobe brick through his car window. Cactus needles on the ground in the street. An armadillo tripping him on his way out of his apartment. It could only mean one thing: Dan has been attacked by New Mexico! After researching ways to injure the 47th state, Dan heads out on a road trip with his buddy Chris and Chris’ wife Elise (who harbors her own grudge against New Mexico) and they set out to hit the Land of Enchantment where it hurts.