Onion News Network
Fifth Anniversary
S1 E4:
FactZone celebrates five years of total news dominance. Brooke Alvarez, the news anchor with more stalkers than any other major network on-screen personality, tracks the top stories of the day. Millions of viewers tune in nightly to watch Alvarez, who is as beautiful as she is informed. If you're watching Brooke Alvarez, you're not alone.