Chocolate News 102

S1 E2: David Alan Grier kicks things off with a message to white America: stop worrying about electing a black president. He's not black. He's half-black. Also, DAG reports on how thugs in the hood are dealing with the national gas shortage. Later, meet Candleabra, a man who feels like a woman with a man inside her telling her to be the woman that he really is. Then, one man's plan to boost black participation in professional sports – nothing that can't be solved with a harmless little injection.   And finally, the most racist voting machine you've ever seen.