A Wind That'll Tear the Horns off a Viking

S1 E1: Powerful winds coming from all directions, created by giant bellows, are keeping our Vikings from landing on the Celtic shores of the self proclaimed kingdom of 'The Wind Queen'. Only Vic is able to reach the shore, thanks to a kite. The natives believe that Vic is a messenger from Kirk, the Celtic god of the winds. He is going to connive and offer the Queen his talents in order create winds of varying amplitude and color. Then he pours a 'magical' powder into the bellows. The powder is none other than itching powder and white pepper. The Queen’s army is thrown into fits of scratching and sneezing and can no longer work the bellows.